22 lines
1.1 KiB
TypeScript
22 lines
1.1 KiB
TypeScript
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import { FreshContext } from '$fresh/server.ts'
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// Jokes courtesy of https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/programmer-jokes/
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const JOKES = [
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'Why do Java developers often wear glasses? They can\'t C#.',
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'A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says “can I join you?”',
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'Wasn\'t hard to crack Forrest Gump\'s password. 1forrest1.',
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'I love pressing the F5 key. It\'s refreshing.',
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'Called IT support and a chap from Australia came to fix my network connection. I asked “Do you come from a LAN down under?”',
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'There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don\'t.',
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'Why are assembly programmers often wet? They work below C level.',
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'My favourite computer based band is the Black IPs.',
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'What programme do you use to predict the music tastes of former US presidential candidates? An Al Gore Rhythm.',
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'An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, inn, tavern, hostelry, public house.',
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]
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export const handler = (_req: Request, _ctx: FreshContext): Response => {
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const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * JOKES.length)
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const body = JOKES[randomIndex]
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return new Response(body)
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}
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